June282014
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
  • Oprah Winfrey: You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!
  • Mushu: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
  • Tom Hiddleston: I'm sorry, here have my cow
  • Orphan Black: You have 7 cows. They are all Tatiana Maslany

cows 

June92014

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

(via nonsensical-ninja)

pigeon 

May232014

REBLOG IF YOU’RE NEUTRAL IN THE CLASSICS WAR

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

saltybottomboy:

i don’t even know what it is omg i am uninformed

the greek fandom and latin fandom are having a war about who’s better than who

May92014
scienceisbeauty:

I fear in this case is not exactly “better”, it rather seems too cloying.
(Found in quora)

scienceisbeauty:

I fear in this case is not exactly “better”, it rather seems too cloying.

(Found in quora)

2AM

life-of-a-latin-student:

a-sword-without-a-hilt:

Let It Go - Ancient Greek version.

I feel more people should be aware of this.

(Worth it for the beautiful video even if, gods forbid, you aren’t classically inclined)

Omg, this is brilliant! :)

(via lana-loves-lingua-latina)

May32014
2AM
  • Bruce Banner: I was doing Science, and something bad happened.
  • Tony Stark: Something bad happened, so I did Science.
  • Jane Foster: SCIENCE. (There is no bad. There is only Science.)
April252014
April242014

dandelionn-wine:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

first chapters

It rather spoils it if you can read the Greek alphabet.

Instead of ‘The Last Olympian’ you get ‘THXS LDST OLPSMPPHDP’

(via sitzpinklr)

12AM

rumour:

HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM YOU JUST WANT TO LIKE BE WITH THEM AND BE ACKNOWLEDGED BY THEM AND KISS THEM AND HOLD HANDS WITH THEM LIKE YOU DONT EVEN THINK OF THEM SEXUALLY

Yes, because I am (I think) asexual.

(via welcometofightvale)

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